1. We've known each other since seventh grade. You thought I was cute and sat next to me on the first day of school. You introduced me to _____. And if you never did, I don't think I would have the same friends that I would have today. You put up with all my flaws. You tell me a real friend tells the truth, and that is what you do. Even though we faded away so much from what we used to have in seventh grade, I'm still glad I had that period of time where I knew we could have been best friends. But that's not what we are anyways. We're bedts.
2. You wanted to be my best friend just because someone else wanted to be my best friend. I don't think we ever filled out the " best friend " kind of friendship the right way. It was up and downs I guess. Sometimes I thought we were just plain friends. But then again, I'm a prince, and you're a princess. Of course we're best friends! Although you're in Sacramento right now, you know I still care for you. Even though I might not show it like a real best friend does, but in my heart, you know I do. Visit soon Teeeefff?
3. Ew. To be honest, I will say this now. Yes, I did used to like you. And I don't know why I would always lie to impress you. But I guess that was back in the days, and now it's present day. You're like the only person that I can only tell things to, when I'm not suppose to. And you're the second longest person I've known!
4. I hate how you always try to persuade me to go to your shit. And 30% of the time, I actually do go to it. Thanks for all the fucking hook ups throughout our friendship though. Too bad you're the one that gets in debt and shit! So when is this wingman going to have his own plane to fly?!
5. I met this chick in seventh grade too! But I met her first before the girl at number 1. I didn't really know much about her, but I think she added me on myspace. Then somehow, we became brother and sister? Then our friendship kinda faded. And in eighth grade, I don't remember why, but I asked her about Dane Cook. And thanks to that bad ass mother fucker, we're like best friends now. God damn, she has like my entire closet in her closet! AND I'M A FUCKING GUY! LOL.
6. I didn't like you because you were flirting with my ex. LOL. You're a hypebeast. Get out of my life. Go get a new haircut. Go buy some new glasses so you can check out girls. Go get a girlfriend so you can play Rockband with her. Oh yeah, thanks for letting me know I'm one of your best friends. I feel appreciated to know that I am someone's best friend, while they're not mine. LOL JK!
7. Oh my god. You used to type so bopperish. Good thing I got with you to teach you proper grammar, and once I did, I had to leave you. Thanks for letting me know that sometimes I'm the one that you can count on to talk about. And your welcome for your corrections of your bopperness! Now you just have to pinky swear me that I, not Kevin or Kyle, will be your best man!
8. First time I was in a house with you, I was upstairs and you were down. And while I was looking down, you thought I was looking down your shirt, and you covered up. I'm not that perverted! I'm thankful that you added me on myspace, because you thought I was cute. From there on, we built a strong friendship. And what do you know? We're in a relationship! You still need to spot me one hundred dollars.
Sorry I can't get to everyone else. But these are just the 8 people that pop in my head right now. But if you really want me to write something about you, then just ask in the Cbox!
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